Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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