I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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