I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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