I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Come see our sink grown plant.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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