We should be called the Road Head Warriors
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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