how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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