Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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