So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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