So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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