Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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