she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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