I just cut my nipple shaving
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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