The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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