We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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