theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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