Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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