Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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