yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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