between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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