Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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