you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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