jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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