When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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