doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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