he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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