I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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