We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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