Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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