That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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