so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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