we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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