They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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