i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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