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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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