I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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