the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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