Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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