im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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