ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You brought string cheese to the strip club
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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