Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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