scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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