I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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