I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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