when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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