I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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