brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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