I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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