Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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