I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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