He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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